A friend sent me this the other day, and I loved it so much that I thought I would share 🙂 

“Lexiphile” is a word used to describe those that have a love for words,
like: you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish. And then there are these… 

To write with a broken pencil is . . . pointless.

When fish are in schools, they sometimes . . . take debate.

A thief who stole a calendar . … . got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , . . . U.C.L.A.

The batteries were given out . . . free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist married. . . . They fought tooth and nail.

A will is a . . . dead giveaway.

With her marriage, she got a new name . . . and a dress.

A boiled egg is . . . hard to beat.

When you’ve seen one shopping center . . . you’ve seen a mall.

Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was  . . resisting a
rest.

Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? . . . He’s
all right now.

A bicycle can’t stand alone; . .. . it is two tired.

When a clock is hungry . . . it goes back four seconds

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine . . . was fully recovered.

He had a photographic memory . . . which was never developed.

Those who get too big for their britches will be . .. .
exposed in the end.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair, . . . she thought she’d dye.

Acupuncture: … . . a jab well done.